I am (believe it or not) a licensed/ordained non-denominational female minister (you can stop laughing now).
I raised my brother as my son before and after I was married, he calls us mom and dad when he is in a good mood.
I went from a 4th grade education to a college graduate with a GPA of 3.94 in a span of 2 1/2 years counting the one week it took to earn my GED
Lying is the surest way to make me go from nice lady to a full on raging bitch with the goal of exposing said lie (hence the reason I rarely speak to my mother).
I can build a house, install a new roof, build a deck, work on cars, and still be a lady.